Yesterday the Mazkirut (at present George Stern is outgoing coordinator, Deborah Weinstein is the Chair, and Betsy Teutsch is the incoming coordinator) thanks Mike Gross, who completed his three year Mazkirut term. We also thanked outgoing Green Coordinator Simone Zelitch and welcomed Jennifer Paget in that roll.
This was also a chance to thank all the longterm coordinators who are listed on the side bar.
There are more folks whose work people might not be aware of. Neysa Nevins manages our listserve, and has done so for a long time. Betsy Teutsch manages this blog (though many other members are also editors and *could* post.)
Sheila Erlbaum tends our plants. She selected them, has watered them weekly, and Jennifer Paget took care of them at home during the Pandemic. Thanks to Sheila and Jennifer, our room is graced with growing things!
February 3, 2024 Kiddush
WE ARE THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN, MAJOR MIN-I-YAN
(To the tune of “I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General” by Gilbert and Sullivan)
We are the very model of a modern, major min-i-yan!
Yes, Dorshei’s quite the prayer group in my humblest of opinions!
Whose mazkirut in ’23 was led by rebbe Georgie Stern—
From such a rebbe, oy, mein kind, a person has a lot to learn!
And speaking of the mazkirut, I think we really have to boast!
For three long years that we were blessed to have a leader in Mike Gross
And while we’re hoo- and hah-ing and we’re celebrating our dear own
How ‘bout that green coordinator, our Ms. Zelitch, a/k/a Simone!
Another who coordinated with elan, aplomb and flare
Was Ms. Naomi Klayman who saw to it that our every prayer
Was uttered with con-siddur-ation, Hebraic-ly and every time
Was led by service leaders though Kol Haneshama doesn’t rhyme.
Another who has planning skills quite peachy keen and yes, exempl’ry
Is thoughtful Toby Kessler, who booked Torah readers for both you and me.
And one to whom our gratitude is more than merely o-owin’
For all those Divrei Torah, taka, taka, Debrah Co-ohen!
For managing our membership for now and ever af-after,
We give our thanks— to whom? Of course, the gifted Heather Shaf-after!
For organizing kiddushim, of course, we must express-uh
Our sheer delight from morn to night— to whom? To our dear Pesha!
Well, LBJ, as you well know had Zbigniew Brzezinski.
The Rite of Spring was one wild thing thanks to I-igor Stravinsky.
But neither could outdo our techy poohbah I mean, come on, Dorshei, since he
Is also quite the hagbah, I mean Pinsky, Pinsky, Pinsky!
I’d like to end this ditty with a gentleman who in my view, he
So ably keeps our bank accounts, I’m talking Arnie Lurie!
In short, I think you’d have to say we are one in a trill-i-on—
Yes, Dorshei is the model of a modern major min-i-yan!